We can’t just sit it out & wait for Elon Musk to get Trump by his short hairs in the 2026 midterms – here’s my Top 10 Suggestions!
What to do while waiting for the 2026 midterms:
10. Read up on what Rip Van Winkle & Black Bears would do!
9. Have your nerves & ‘Worry Beads’ restrung!
8. Hire a Private Eye on Laura Loomer!
7. Is there still a ‘Foreign Legion’ to run to?
6. Finally get that Phone Cord you saw in the Sears Catalog!
5. Have Sex with as many strangers as you can!
4. Do that 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle of Melania Trump naked on a Bear Skin Rug!
3. Lay-off Top 10’s!
2. Don’t look for guidance by Comedy Writers!
Tentative #1 … Ask a Republican what you should do!
Or the #1 thing to do while waiting for the 2026 Midterms …
Do nothing – Trump will Self-Destruct!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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