He may never shut up, but age conscious & super sensitive – on certain subjects Trump’s at a loss for words!
REPORTER
‘When did you notice Don Jr. had a fondness for powdered sugar Beignets’?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER
‘Why are you covering up that you’re hard of hearing?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER
‘Did you happen to order U.S. Fighter Jets to flyover the ‘Epstein Victims‘ at the Capitol’?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER
‘Did you inject RFK Jr. with Hydroxychloroquine just to see if it works’?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER
‘Why was your first wife Ivana, buried under the 18th Hole’?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER
‘On your IRS 1040 – why are you claiming your wife Melania as a ‘Listening Device’?
TRUMP
‘I settled 7 Wars’!
REPORTER (whispering in Trump’s ear)
‘Why did you become ‘Putin’s Puppet’?
TRUMP (whispers)
‘Olga & Anya call me ‘Daddy’!
REPORTER
‘Congrats. There’s nothing wrong with that.’
TRUMP
‘Yeah, Mrs. Putin thought so too’!
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