Top 10 Steve Bannon Pre-Prison Cell Requests

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Guilty of Contempt of Congress and Public Dishevelment – Here’s a look at the Steve Bannon Pre-Prison Care Package request!

Yes folks, our own RUMPLEstiltskin!  The story of a grubby Chief Strategist who got himself in hot water by falsely telling the President he can spin ‘Wall Funds’ into Gold & then start a Resurrection!

WARNING: Those who get queasy easy should not read on!

TOP 10 STEVE BANNON PRE-PRISON CELL REQUESTS

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10.  A MESS OF SLOPPY JOE’S!  And 1 napkin!

9.  A COMB without Teeth – okay, a WEEDWACKER!

8.  A ‘PIMPLE POPPER’ for those lonely nights! (No pic – you’re welcome!)

7a.  ELECTRIC RAZOR, not for my stubble – my MANHOOD AREA!

7b.  A MAP TO MY MANHOOD area – PLEASE!

6.  ‘Days of the Week’ TIGHTY WHITIES!

5.  ANYTHING you can find for Blemishes, Bumps & Cold Sores!

4.  SOAP ON A short ROPE!

3.  Okay, ‘Back Door Red’ TOENAIL POLISH!

2.  Sheets, Glass, Shoelaces & Benefiber – in case I want to kill myself & overdose!

And 1.  Read me every single Marilyn Sands article on ‘Humor Times’ & find out exactly when ‘The Fat Fu**’ joins me!

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