The Non-Booby Barbie
Mattel downsizes Barbie, to every boy’s chagrin A while back, Mattel Inc. announced that it would be ‘downsizing’ their trademark symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, … Read more
Roger Freed
Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due to Lack of Interest
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled by order of Jesus Himself Coming down incognito to plan for his much-anticipated Second Coming descension to … Read more
Driven Mad by Politics, Americans Jump Like Lemmings Over Fiscal Cliff
Thousands prefer plunge over fiscal cliff to listening to politicians Driven to the brink of insanity by constant warnings from politicians regarding the fiscal cliff, thousands of Americans … Read more
NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile Of ‘Lone Gunman,’ FBI Finds
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ … Read more
Siege of NRA Headquarters by Outraged Citizens Continues
The siege at the NRA Headquarters has entered its second day. Irate citizens, sickened by the NRA’s constant arrogant promotion of guns of mass destruction in society, especially … Read more
Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of children’s bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at … Read more
NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry
NRA seeks to limit collateral damage (to themselves) The National Rifle Association (NRA), caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has … Read more
Muddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery in Middle America
McAfee is one of the world’s most-used internet security software programs. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack … Read more
Lone Gunman Storms NRA
Man Blasts Away With NRA-Supported Gun BREAKING NEWS- A lone gunman stormed the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia causing bloody mayhem. Managing to gain entrance by flashing his … Read more
Right to Work? More Like ‘Right to be a Slave’
Michigan becomes 24th state to institute so-called ‘right to work’ law Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it … Read more
