Karl Rove Seen Begging on Street Corners
“Will Smear Someone for Food” — sign held by Karl Rove Little has been seen of Karl Rove, Republican wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due … Read more
Roger Freed
‘Socialism’ and ‘Capitalism’ — America’s New Dirty Words
Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism.’ This just … Read more
World Nations, Fed Up, Build Wall Around Israel and Palestine
“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
Coming to a Theater Near You: The EXTENDABLES! Four Ex-Presidents Fight to Get Their Turf Back!
Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together the four ex-Presidents form a super team… THE EXTENDABLES!!! The tale of first class Presidents … Read more
Skyfall Has More Holes Than the Bad Guys James Bond Shoots
If Skyfall were a balloon, it would fall from the sky Warning! This article contains spoilers! Yes, enough to ruin the movie for you if you read them. … Read more
Ax Falls Hard as Marvel Decides Who Is Super-Powered Enough to Join the Avengers
All super-heroes long to be one of the elite Avengers — but who makes the grade? Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing … Read more
Which Now-Famous Singers Would’ve Survived Simon Cowell’s Acid Tongue?
Might Bob Dylan have withered under Simon Cowell’s steely gaze on American Idol? Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation … Read more
Virulent Form of Zombie-itis Infects Black Friday Shoppers
Zombie shopper phenomenon seems to have spread across country Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like people, in huge masses, rushing … Read more
Walmart’s Grey Thursday Leads to ‘I’ve Got to Throw a Lot of Stuff Out Pastel Yellow Tuesday’
The intense focus on post-Thanksgiving retail selling initiated by the “Black Friday” tradition has now been one-upped by Walmart’s new play of starting specials on Thanksgiving night, thus … Read more
Exclusive! First-Ever Interview with the Master of All Super Spies, James Bond
James Bond has had a rough life The Humor Times has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring-do, that virile epitome … Read more
