Seasonal Asset Disorder

Seasonal Asset Disorder
Kate Morrison likes to make up stories, especially ones that could be true, on some level. That's why she writes fake news articles for the Humor Times!
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Affliction reportedly exacerbated by tax season A Humor Times Special Report Seasonal Asset Disorder (SAD), also known as tax depression or tax blues, is a mood disorder in … Read more

Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Cartoonist Gary Larson

Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Cartoonist Gary Larson
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Reports of strange sightings, rumors, persist years later Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. … Read more

Whitman Proposes ‘eCal’ System Modeled on eBay to Fix Budget Woes

Whitman Proposes ‘eCal’ System Modeled on eBay to Fix Budget Woes
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Calif. governor candidate defends strategy, saying, ‘It’s what I know’

Whitman: Its what I know
A Humor Times Special Report

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman today unveiled a radical new plan for balancing the state budget. “I want to put in place an eBay-type system that would be called ‘eCal,'” the former eBay CEO said, “and don’t ask me how I can be sure it will work. It just will. I have woman’s intuition, and I trust in the eBay strategy. It’s what I know.”

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List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero

List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero
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Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more

New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more

Ancient Facebook posts discovered!

Ancient Facebook posts discovered!
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Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government

Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more

Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP

Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more

Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?

Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more

Republicans Filibuster Roll Call

Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
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James Israel
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GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more

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