Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail

Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
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Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more

Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet

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‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more

Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires

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>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more

Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left

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Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more

Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead

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Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more

Global Warming Declared Big Success

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>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more

Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

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Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more

China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

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>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more

All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review

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>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill

Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
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A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more

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