Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 1/12/15

Convicted Murderer Michael Dunn: ‘I Should Have Been a Cop’

Convicted Murderer Michael Dunn: ‘I Should Have Been a Cop’

“Or maybe I should have been a vigilante hero like George Zimmerman,” said Michael Dunn. JACKSONVILLE FL — Convicted murderer Michael Dunn said in an informal press conference today that he believed he had been … Read moreConvicted Murderer Michael Dunn: ‘I Should Have Been a Cop’

After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree

After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree

George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of killing Trayvon Martin in Florida, he happened … Read moreAfter Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree

Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision … Read moreConfused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

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