Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more
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10 Popular Song Questions and Answers
Songs love to ask questions, but where are the answers? Right here. Many songs ask questions: How can I be sure, in a world that’s constantly changing, how … Read more
How Now, Gassy Cow
A winning cause: cow farts! The mid-level bureaucrat at the EPA strummed his fingers on his desk. In his other hand was a fist full of reports on … Read more
From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together
NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s … Read more
The Death Penalty: Let’s Get Lethaler
The term “death penalty” seems to criminally understate the case You’d think Americans have enough stuff to worry about. Severe drought desiccating a third of the country. A … Read more
Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle
Journal entry: May 15, 2009 (age 40) – American Idol I rant, therefore I am. That’s the only way I can describe how I feel after watching that … Read more
I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee!
No, Mr. Yippie is not a sex toy “Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic … Read more
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
