Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Faux News – If elected, Trump says he plans to fly a space mission on an Elon Musk rocket to move a Trump-shaped asteroid.
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Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Humor Columns – Yesterday, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until the Weather Map Doodler is found.
