The Neanderthal
By Mark Loper A short story about a certain Neanderthal. The Neanderthal stepped out of his cave. It was a good cave. No, it was a beautiful cave. … Read more
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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more
Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations
As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
