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Although I cannot recall where I may have met and exchanged business or V cards with you (or someone from your organization), I am extremely grateful for your listserved holiday e-card that evaded our spam … Read moreDear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card
‘I still have the Right to Choose,’ New Year Baby 2017 screamed. ‘At least for now!’ NYC – New Year Baby 2017 invoked Roe vs. Wade today, refusing to be born over concerns about a … Read moreNew Year Baby 2017 Refuses to Be Born
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and “total disgust with humanity.” Badly cut and beaten by the events of the past … Read more2014 Resigns Early: ‘Total Disgust with Humanity’