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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Trump Warned Not to Try Fleeing to Venezuela Illegally
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
Donald Trump to US Secret Service: ‘You’re Fired!’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
