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Lazy Americans Feel Left Out of Political Process
“We’re people too!” exclaim lazy Americans. Politicians often talk about the need to create jobs or lower taxes for hardworking Americans, but what about Lazy Americans? Don’t they … Read more
Greg Abbott’s Six Million Dollar Wheelchair Sparks Controversy
Texas governor defends purchase of taxpayer-funded six million dollar wheelchair. Texas governor Greg Abbott has come under intense scrutiny for his recent purchase of a six million dollar … Read more
Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
Harris Announces Biden as VP: ‘Saves on Campaign Expenses’
“Why spend money on a graphic designer for new yard signs?” asked Kamala Harris after picking Biden as VP. Late Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, now the presumptive nominee … Read more
