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Mel Kiper Jr’s Latest Mock Draft Has Bears Drafting Actual Bear
ESPN expert’s mock draft has the Bears taking a Maine black bear in the first round. Calling the current draft class thin, ESPN draft expert Mel Kiper Jr … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Spacejacked ‘Slobbonauts’ Return from 9 Months in Outer Space with Twins
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
