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Intergalactic Plot to Kidnap Billionaires During Space Flights Unearthed
While Branson seems to have narrowly avoided it, this newly discovered intergalactic plot could still nab Jeff Bezos. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to high ranking … Read more
Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more
