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Child Care: We Should Look Back for Our Future
We must make a significant public investment to sustain an egalitarian system of quality child care. “If you think education is expensive, try ignorance,” the old bumper sticker … Read more
Peter Doocy and Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement at White House Press Briefing
“I wanna writhe under Jen Psaki and the lash of her tongue every night,” Doocy moans excitedly. “She so puts the ‘pis’ in Psaki!” WASHINGTON DC — Fox … Read more
Former President Trump to Offer Free Poverty Management Advice to All Americans
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump says his “Poverty Management” advice will help Americans survive the Biden years. Former president Donald Trump recently stated that he … Read more
Anti-vaxxers/Q-Tips ‘Mistakenly’ Accept Mark of the Beast
Anti-vaxxers and Q-Anon have finally completely lost it, and unwittingly pledged allegiance to Satan. Anti-vaxxers, the towering intellectual heavyweights of the Pro Virus Execution Mob and Q-Anon have … Read more
