Showdown, Shutdown, Shakedown
Government shutdown? Unfortunately, the dim bulbs are still glowing on Capitol Hill Government’s closed, everybody! Go home. Except Congress, that is, whose members are still getting paid, classified … Read more
Republicans
Promoting the “General Welfare” Should Include Health Care for All
Obamacare is an inefficient end-run around the right’s insane aversion to single payer health care for all The Constitution says that government should promote “the general welfare.” To … Read more
Shut Down the Government – Yeah!!!
Shut her down! Shut her down! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. Government representatives don’t seem … Read more
GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!
The GOP is between a rock and a Tea Party The Republican Party is in a tough spot… so they’re trying to reach out. The Teapublicans keep them … Read more
Party Purity Pricks Pragmatism: Presidential Campaign Kicks in Way Too Early
It’s never too early to goose your TV ratings by speculating on the next presidential campaign, apparently And now, this week’s freshly updated, highly speculative, oddly prescient, extremely … Read more
The Wrongest Side of History
The GOP futilely pursues an agenda intended to ‘replicate’ a ‘simpler time’ in history This week’s tale is a horror story about history lessons learned by the GOP … Read more
The Mean Team Piles on Jobless Americans
Team GOP wants to make things even worse for America’s millions of jobless workers “Come on, team, let’s get mean!” This is not the chant of rabid football … Read more
Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately
New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and … Read more
Reince Priebus to Resign RNC Position
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus resigns after regressive votes In a stunning announcement following the annual spring RNC conference, Reince Priebus released a press statement that he has submitted … Read more
