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“To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor p…
Seen & Heard on the Web: KFC takes advantage of the Chick-fil-A controversy: ‘We love the gays!’ Colonel Sanders is back with a message for Chick-fil-A and chicken … Read more
The ACLU of New Jersey has launched an app for the Android, with an i-Phone compatible app in the works, that enables the user to discreetly record police stops. Once the appropriate button is pressed the screen clears so that if you are…
The GOP doesn’t like running against the real Barack Obama, they need a “socialist” who’s soft on terror, but the president is not cooperating. Bring on Holobama! From … Read more
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
Former comic legend Barney Google seeking compensation for use of his name Now-forgotten comic legend Barney Google (the guy with the ‘Goo-goo-gooogley Eyes’ according to an old hit song) … Read more
From Cracked.com’s Cracked Cut-Ups comes this preview of a groundbreaking new film starring Johnny Depp! Johnny Depp Stars in Tim Burton’s ‘Tim Burton’ — powered by Cracked.com
Matt Taibbi said:
” But this campaign, relatively speaking, will not be fierce or hotly
contested. Instead it’ll be disappointing, embarrassing, and over very
quickly, like a hand job in a Bangkok bathhouse. And eve…
