Direct Link Between Listening to Barry Manilow and Diabetes Shown
The sugary strains of Barry Manilow: Enjoy at your own risk For the first time in many years, Barry Manilow is back with new music. The news has … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more
Entertainment: Local Band Forms
Local band primed for world domination Local band “What Screams May Come” may have only practiced for a half-hour, but they are primed for world domination. From the … Read more
WV Residents Use Freedom Industries CEO to Test Polluted Waters
Freedom Industries explores its freedom to pollute the waterways of West Virginia Freedom Industries, the more-important-than-humans industry conveniently located next to a major river supplying water to nine … Read more
Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck
No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more
Study: Oil Companies Reversed Idea of Spirit of the Holidays
This past holiday season, oil companies displayed their Scrooge-like character Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is … Read more
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
Open Mic Comedian Says He Prefers Vanillia Ice Cream Over Chocolate
Controversy erupts, open mic comedian gets chilly reception Comedians are no strangers to controversy these days, especially open mic comedian Bryan Courier, who performs regularly at the Hilljack … Read more
The Madonna: ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Is a Virgin’?
The Madonna appears to customers at Marie Calendars – but which one? In what was described as the “Miracle at Marie Calendars,” after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused … Read more
Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit
Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more
