Ann Romney Accidentally Leaves Husband Mitt at Gas Station
A preview released by Netflix last week on its upcoming documentary Mitt shows the robotic Presidential candidate appearing human. While it may be somewhat of a stretch for … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Former Porn Star Dog to Write Memoirs
Peanut butter addiction and other memories by porn star dog Once the most famous porn star dog in the world, Rextion has long since retired to a gated … Read more
The Santafied Shakespeare
Is St. Nicholas the real author of ‘Shakespeare’ works? Over the years commentators have asked: who really authored the plays attributed to William Shakespeare? Some have answered “Francis … Read more
Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List
Being a contributor to Buzzfeed has benefits Sometimes being a contributor to a popular website that makes lists of things has benefits, that’s what 28 year old Chad … Read more
Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more
Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads
What if the universe is a hologram? We asked some stoners. An article in the Huffington Post (science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists … Read more
Patton Oswalt Writes Something on the Internet, Brings Comedians Together
Patton Oswalt’s latest blog post entitled “Stuff Sucks” resonated deeply Actor/comedian Patton Oswalt wrote something on the internet today, and all the world’s comedians stopped what they were … Read more
Teacher Jailed For Not Finding Students Attractive
Twenty-eight year old Lynn Sherwood is a happily married, mother of two children and she loves teaching the seventh grade. However, that all changed Friday evening when Fuggit … Read more
Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more
