Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution
Writer of stories in North Korean press on Jong Un’s uncle seen as satirical genius Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites … Read more
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more
Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean
Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more
Woman on Diet Pills Commerical Lost So Much Weight People Don’t Recognize Her
Diet pills work miracle, much to woman’s surprise Heather Halley once tipped the scales at 300lbs and spent her days as a white woman who would listen to … Read more
Yuppies Petition Biologists to Declare Their Kind a Separate Species
Demi-god yuppies demand proper status as refined creatures Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals, have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, … Read more
Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development … Read more
Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash
Pic of smiling Josh Romney amid ruins to be used in presidential run? Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic … Read more
American Cities Allowing Pigeon Shoots for Poorest Families This Thanksgiving
“Shoot a pigeon, feed a family, all while cleaning the streets,” is one town’s new holiday slogan Some cities hardest hit by the ever-worsening recession have come up … Read more
Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten in Back Alley
Once-revered Thanksgiving holiday now on life support The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power … Read more
