The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Americans Buy Cheap Chinese Guns, Unwittingly Help Gun Control Effort
NRA’s efforts against gun control get blown away Out of the most unseemly of circumstances comes a solution to solving the problem of gun control, the overbearing political … Read more
Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous
Radio talk show host Alex Jones lets loose a real stinker Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish … Read more
Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due to Lack of Interest
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled by order of Jesus Himself Coming down incognito to plan for his much-anticipated Second Coming descension to … Read more
Driven Mad by Politics, Americans Jump Like Lemmings Over Fiscal Cliff
Thousands prefer plunge over fiscal cliff to listening to politicians Driven to the brink of insanity by constant warnings from politicians regarding the fiscal cliff, thousands of Americans … Read more
NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile Of ‘Lone Gunman,’ FBI Finds
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ … Read more
Marijuana Legalization Causing Housing Boom in Washington and Colorado
New numbers have come out indicating that in the next year, the states of Washington and Colorado will have the highest number of home sales in the country. … Read more
Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more
This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more
Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of children’s bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at … Read more
