Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more
NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more
Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering His Own People
A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort … Read more
Designer to the Stars: Wardrobe Malfunctions Are No Accident
Stars love the extra ‘exposure’ generated by ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ Louie Louie, an up-and-coming designer who has recently received rave reviews for his designs for such well-known stars as … Read more
Mass Depression Grows as World Fails to End
Millions lose faith as the world fails to end, fearing the apocalypse may never materialize. Psychiatrists and therapists worldwide are reporting a huge increase in clients seeking help … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
