Russian Meteor Actually a Vintage VW Bus
In an experiment that went horribly awry, a piece of space junk fell out of the sky this week and was mistakenly identified as a meteor. It was … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
NRA to Using ‘Puppy Eyes’ as Tactic to Integrate Selves with Public
‘Adorable,’ ‘cute,’ say former NRA detractors The NRA, in its constant quest to project a good image, keep guns in as many hands as possible, control the minds … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more
Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more
Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero Inspires Copycats
Misfits nationwide take up ‘hitchhiker hero stereotype-defying’ mantle A homeless axe-wielding drifter turned out to be a hitchhiker hero this week, and is now inspiring copycats. Kai – the … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
