Missouri Proposes Plan to Switch from Public to Home Schooling System
Kansas City, MO – As the school year starts up again around the country, news of a radical plan to totally abolish the public school system in the … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Todd Akin Not Quitting: ‘Voters Would Reject a Legitimate Idiot’
‘I made a mistake in the words I said, but according to a wise man, stupid is as stupid does’ says Akin WASHINGTON — Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) … Read more
Romney Campaign Reveals Plans to Show ‘Warmer Side’ of Candidate
Just hours after the New York Times reported that the Mitt Romney campaign team is hoping to market the former Massachusetts governor as a warm, experienced, loving candidate, … Read more
Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan
Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more
Obama Starring in New Judd Apatow Comedy to Appeal to Youth Vote
In an attempt to court the youth vote, Obama will star in the full-length comedy “Commander In Steve” It’s all about capturing the youth vote, something the Obama … Read more
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan…Ryan O’Neal?
As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
News of the World: The Year 2020
Sinead O’Connor becomes first Popess and more: Europe and News of the World in 2020 News of the World highlights: Reuters — April 1, 2020: SWITZERLAND – The … Read more
Obama Praises Papa John’s for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices
Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa John’s Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the President’s … Read more
Frustrated Obama Drops Out of Race, Happy to Give Up Presidency
‘I just got sick of babysitting a nation of crybabies’ President Obama shocked the nation when, at his monthly public address last night, he announced that he was … Read more
