After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy.
Gift-giving... sorry, silly me.
Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses to abolish Income Tax, here’s the rest of his bag of goodies he wants to hand out! He says, if you want to play – you can only pick one!
10. From my Fishbowl – pick ‘A New Distraction’!
9. Son of a gun – ‘Hot Shot’ Fed, Jerome Powell will do your Taxes – give him a call! My treat!
8. Two tickets to the new “Melania Trump Opera House”. She sits, she waves, she scowls!
7. My Advisor, Susan Wiles will Babysit your kiddies for free – good with babies! Sorry, References unavailable!
6. Two tickets to attend a ‘TED Talk’! White House Press Secretary, Caroline Leavitt speaks on ‘How to Multi-Task’: Supporting a possible Pedifile/While rocking a baby at home!
5. Your choice of one of my Vietnam Military Ribbons!
4. Signed Golf Balls – all you can carry! (sorry, some are wet)
3. ‘My Three Sons” will come to your private party & dance the Macarena!
I am not running out of ideas! haha
2. Almost Disneyland! An E-ticket for a 1 minute ride around the White House in my new Tesla!
And, the #1 Swag Bag choice…
A dainty ‘Cucumber & Butter’ Sandwich at a Lunch Date with Lynnsie Graham!
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