10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People
Keeping and impressing your friends on Facebook is a real art: Here’s how to do it. 1. Send gaming invites every day. This is probably the most crucial … Read more
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Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question
George RR Martin pontificates on his unique style of writing Obsessive Game of Thrones fans are truly worried about their beloved author, George RR Martin. Why? Well, he … Read more
“El Disastro”: The True Story of Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro “could make Lance Armstrong look honest” As Russian President Vladimir Putin was touching down in Cuba to inspect the strip clubs and pick up some cigars, … Read more
Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
A Bad Day for Michael Bay
British man lives out the dream of many movie lovers by suing Michael Bay for wasted time. On Monday, July 7th, a British man lived out the dream … Read more
Big Pharma Offering Top Dollar to Suicidal Human Guinea Pigs
Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more
Putin’s Big Screen Debut
“Vlad The Impaler” is Putin’s directorial debut Vladamir Putin’s artistic ventures, presented in whatever incarnation he wishes, have always oozed sexual prowess. As Nicolas Sarkozy famously said, “He’s … Read more
