American Tourist in Italy Excited to Visit the ‘Sixteenth Chapel’
Seeking to broaden his horizons, an American tourist visits Italy American tourist and college grad, Richard Head, recently decided it was time to get some culture in his … Read more
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Animal Rights Activist Wants Gummy Bears Taken Off Market
Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun … Read more
President Obama Makes America Forget About Missing Malaysian Airplane and Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
Jedi mind tricks employed by President Obama? Just a few weeks ago, news about missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and schoolgirls kidnapped in Nigeria dominated the headlines. However, … Read more
Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition Cancelled Due to Lack of Registrants
Father’s Day “Iron Dad Competition” squelched due to nothing but “Softie Dads” available BIRMINGHAM, AL – The “10th Annual Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition,” set to take place … Read more
Hillary Clinton: ‘Broke After White House’; Tammy Faye Bakker Defends from Beyond Grave
Hillary Clinton’s claim that she and Bill left the White House “dead broke” has evoked a storm of sympathy. Hillary Clinton’s claim in an interview with Diane Sawyer … Read more
College Feminists Demand ‘George Will Rape Center’
Demand follows columnist George Will’s sharp-eyed observation that sexual victimhood is “a coveted status that confers privileges.” College feminists are up in arms nationally demanding campus “rape-service centers,” … Read more
Kim Jong Un to Replace North Korean Meteorologists with Jim Cantore
Jim Cantore not excited about prospect of working for Kim Jong un Supreme Leader Kim Jong un was hopping mad this week when, for the umpteenth time, his … Read more
Cantor Defeat Convinces GOP to Come Out of Closet
Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the … Read more
It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama … Read more
Milk Stamp Boycott Highlights Extreme Lactose Intolerance
Lactophobia revealed by Milk stamp boycott On May 22nd, the White House posthumously commemorated a new stamp in honor of Harvey Milk, the first member of the lactose … Read more
