DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more
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Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
New Star Wars could launch post-presidential career “Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose … Read more
God Particle Found in DNA of Boston Nun
DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more
Marine Biologist Discovers Unhappy Clam
Clam bakes no fun either, says mollusk A small team of researchers exploring and monitoring sea life along the eastern seaboard stumbled upon the rarest of finds last … Read more
Tiger Mom: “Get into Harvard, then come tell me Happy F#%ing Mother’s Day”
Tiger Moms not impressed by standard Mother’s Day This mother’s day weekend, Yale Law Professor, Amy Chua, co-author of the well-known book, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mom, … Read more
Hillary Clinton Asks Woman to Throw Second Shoe, Matching Handbag
Shoe-lover Hillary Clinton would like more, please. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as everyone knows, had a shoe thrown at her a little less than a month … Read more
Revealed: Modern Science Revolution Led by Band of Deluded Half-Wits
“Fathers of science” found to be nothing but religious nutjobs Modern man, it seems, has been much too generous in his estimation of the supposed “fathers of science.” … Read more
