Mysterious Oracle Predicts Ugly Future for the Wealthy
Now may not be the best time to win the lottery or inherit money from wealthy relatives Now may not be the best time to win the Mega … Read more
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Syrian Chemical Weapons Disposal Problem Solved
Assad’s own methods inspire solution to chemical weapons predicament A huge problem has developed regarding the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad’s military in Syria. … Read more
North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine
“I am grieved at my own sophomoric actions.” – Google’s Larry Page MOUNTAINVIEW, CA — Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members … Read more
Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era
“I believe there are demons among us that wish to destroy us.” – Sarah Palin A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692 has been found … Read more
