Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit
Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more
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Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of … Read more
Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more
Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain
Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more
Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint Now Visible from Space
Inconvenient truth for Al Gore Spectacular new images of Earth were released by NASA yesterday detailing various aspects of our magnificent blue and green marble. One photo in … Read more
Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison
No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more
The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver
How the Green Bay Packers came to be Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the … Read more
