Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!
A performance by Eric Holder and his all-star cast that America won’t soon forget In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the … Read more
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Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more
Dreaded Online Disease ‘Freeitis’ Afflicting Many
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as “Freeitis” Freeitis is a recent mental disease in … Read more
It’s Alive! GMO Wheat Stage Million Grain March on Capitol
Recently escaped from the lab, GMO wheat is ‘occupying’ farmland — as well as Washington — and demanding its rights Ever since unapproved GMO wheat was found sprouting … Read more
The DOJ Probes Itself
Eric Holder’s DOJ to investigate behavior of DOJ Startling information has come to light regarding the Department Of Justice (DOJ) Attorney General Eric Holder’s seizure of months of … Read more
American Youth’s Harrowing Tale: “I Was Locked in a Room and Forced to Read”
It’s tough these days for American youth It’s as disturbing as it is real, which is why many are calling it really disturbing. An American youth, a young … Read more
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately
New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and … Read more
Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Like anyone, pirates need time off from stressful job too MOGADISHU — It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off … Read more
Faking the News: The Benghazi Emails Scandal
Benghazi: Not your usual humor site ‘fake news’ — instead, national network fake news By William Boardman, Reader Supported News Show us the emails! Here, take another look! … Read more
Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived … Read more
