Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
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Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
NASA Discovers Astronaut Left on Moon in Apollo Mission
Evidence of a fourth astronaut accidentally left on the moon leaks out of NASA Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Ann Romney Counts the Ways She Shouldn’t Be Considered Blessed
Ann Romney gave the first speech of her political life Tuesday night as a potential first lady and by most accounts, she was said to have done a … Read more
Obama Discusses Emergency Preparations for Tropical Storm Isaac
President calls Isaac a ‘legitimate tropical storm,’ and is confident Republicans have ways of shutting that whole thing down By Matt Rock, PardonthePundit.com President Obama spoke earlier today … Read more
Workshops Planned to Keep GOP Convention Attendees Out of Trouble
Strip clubs historically a popular destination for the ‘family values’ crowd at GOP conventions The GOP Convention is finally here, and lest you think it will be all … Read more
Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Karl Rove Talks About His New Book: ‘Weaseling Your Way To Success’
The King of Weasels shares his secrets: Karl Rove on his new book Greetings, fellow Americans. Karl Rove here. Are you one of the downtrodden folk who have … Read more
