Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
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Ending American Politics As We Know It
How many presidential vacations are too many? Partisan bickering, name-calling and finger-pointing (also known as American politics) will always be with us, BUT… Perhaps by being proactive we … Read more
Romney, Flush With Success, to Extend World Tour
Wants to show more countries ‘How we roll in the US’ Mitt Romney, after triumphantly sharing his expertise with the Brits, promoting World War III in Israel, and … Read more
Ralph Lauren Apologizes to Mitt Romney for Chinese-Made Yarmulke
Romney blames Obama campaign Ralph Lauren has found himself in another tight spot this weekend when it was revealed that the yarmulkes he designed for Romney’s visit to … Read more
Fifty Shades of … OMG!
When I purchased my copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the first book in the Fifty Shades trilogy, the cashier asked if I wanted a receipt. “Absolutely,“ I … Read more
Lost Journal: Quest for the Four-bounce Homer
Lost Journal entry: April 21, 1978 (age 9) To hit a home run in the St. Thomas Aquinas Elementary school parking lot, the ball has to hit or … Read more
Steroid Use Gets Satirist Banned from Covering 2012 Olympics
Johnny B. Rotten, a writer who makes his living making fun of the people who make the world an interesting place to live, has officially been banned from … Read more
First Suicide Bomber Union Formed In Iraq
Initial union meeting described as a ‘real blast’ Union-minded Iraqis today formed the Suicide Bombers Local #467 in Baghdad, but promptly had to look for a new union … Read more
Mark Zuckerberg Begs Businesses to Quit Giving Him Free Stuff
‘Enough already with the gifts,’ says Facebook’s Zuckerberg, ‘and don’t Poke me either’ Ever since Mark Zuckerberg joined the ranks of the uber rich, he’s been receiving free … Read more
The Masked Penis Thief
Fey Lin lives in China’s Zhejiang province. One night, according to his police report, four masked men burst into the room where he lay sleeping, pulled down his pants, and stole his penis.
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