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Argus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More
The News, as interpreted by Argus Hamilton: Charlie Sheen announced Tuesday that he is interested in being a judge on American Idol. He knows plenty about the music … Read more
Bert and Ernie: The Prenup
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Now that President Obama has endorsed gay marriage, it will soon become legal everywhere in America, including, of course, Sesame Street, which … Read more
Lost Journal: ‘Ski Club’ is an Appropriately Violent Phrase
Journal entry: December 14, 1981 (age 12) The staff of the Greek Peak ski resort cringes when they see our Ski Club bus approaching. My middle school, St. … Read more
The Bain of His Electoral Existence
You might say it was a turbulent week for Mitt Romney. You could also say a light lemon sugar wash makes for ineffective mosquito repellent. He claims to … Read more
Coming Soon: A Shortage of Olympic Athletes?
Just as the Summer Olympics are poised to begin in London, we receive disturbing news about the health of American youth. A new Centers For Disease Control report … Read more
Expert Says Moldy Bible Likely Source of Michele Bachmann Outbursts
Batsh*t crazy? Minnesota congresswoman has an excuse, signed by her doctor: The mold made her do it As the calls continue to mount for Michele Bachmann to apologize … Read more
A Strange and Sordid Mystery: Hardcore Environmentalists Support Fracking in California
A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle between the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, … Read more
Detroit Make-Over: A Zombie Theme Park
Personally, I’d have gone with Robocop, but maybe too much time has passed since the film.
Mark Siwak is trying to raise $145,000 to buy or lease enough abandoned property to build Z World-Detroit, a zombie apocalypse theme pa…
How To Know If Ducks Are Unhappy: My Google Analytics Adventure
Every writer needs a good website, so folks can discover your work, write you fan mail and maybe even offer you assignments. I’m a humor writer, and lucky … Read more
