Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17
Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear Hurricane Chet is not giving his all and therefore … Read moreCategory 3 Hurricane Really Half-Assing It
Occupy movement flourishes in post-encampment phase By Carl Gibson, Reader Supported News I know what it’s like to be hounded by bill collectors. And regardless of how I feel about the Tea Party’s politics, if … Read moreOccupy Lives, and Changes Lives
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed ‘The Perfect Storm,’ was actually a fabricated … Read moreThis Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their ballots stricken from the record and allowing … Read moreEarly Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
Make your voice heard! Answer this poll on the Frankenstorm! A terrible “Frankenstorm” has struck the Northeast. There is some debate as to what caused it. Everyone has a strong opinion — voice yours! Answer … Read moreFrankenstorm: What Caused It?
Northeast ‘Frankenstorm’ may have genesis in nasty campaign battle The heat generated by the campaign battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has unleashed unforeseen consequences. The constant turbulence from … Read moreIntense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic
Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at? Where are they when you need … Read moreWhere Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?