Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17

This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement

This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement

In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed ‘The Perfect Storm,’ was actually a fabricated … Read moreThis Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement

Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy

Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy

‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their ballots stricken from the record and allowing … Read moreEarly Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy

Intense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic

Intense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic

Northeast ‘Frankenstorm’ may have genesis in nasty campaign battle The heat generated by the campaign battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has unleashed unforeseen consequences. The constant turbulence from … Read moreIntense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic

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