Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1993
Journal entry: January 1, 1993 (age 23) – New Year’s Resolutions, 1993 As a young man in my 20s, I am brimming with idealism and drive. I will … Read more
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Argus Hamilton on the News: Duck Dynasty & Much More!
In the news: Duck Dynasty, crack-smoking mayor, lottery & more Duck Dynasty’s family patriarch Phil Robertson was put on hiatus by A&E Network after he compared homosexuality to … Read more
Deep in the Bowels of Password Hell
Passwords have engulfed our lives like glitter at a fashion show As the new year approaches, many of us in the dimly lit brotherhood of computer clumsoids (and … Read more
The Santafied Shakespeare
Is St. Nicholas the real author of ‘Shakespeare’ works? Over the years commentators have asked: who really authored the plays attributed to William Shakespeare? Some have answered “Francis … Read more
Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List
Being a contributor to Buzzfeed has benefits Sometimes being a contributor to a popular website that makes lists of things has benefits, that’s what 28 year old Chad … Read more
Lost Journal: Putting the Chore in Christmas Choral Arrangement
Journal entry: December 15, 1978 (age 9) – Christmas Choral Arrangement Schnitzel with noodles has been bumped from the few of my favorite things. By ditto paper. It can … Read more
Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more
Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads
What if the universe is a hologram? We asked some stoners. An article in the Huffington Post (science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists … Read more
The Washington / Wall Street Mutual Backscratching Society
Revolving door: Wall Street bankers regulating themselves Timmy Geithner has landed. The Secretary of the Treasury in President Obama’s first term resigned early this year, and we lost … Read more
