Man Takes Day Off Work to Help ABC with TV Ratings Dip
Beleaguered network needs all the help it can get boosting TV ratings In view of the disconcerting drop in the number of people watching ABC’s fall line-up, local … Read more
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Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz
Boehner hands gavel to “man behind the scenes” Today, on Face the Nation with Cindy Crowley, John Boehner announced that he was giving up his gavel to Ted … Read more
Lost Journal: Playing Patient Less Fun than Playing Doctor
Journal entry: October 15, 2007 (age 38) — Playing Doctor “Did you ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Mickey get hired to pretend they have … Read more
Showdown, Shutdown, Shakedown
Government shutdown? Unfortunately, the dim bulbs are still glowing on Capitol Hill Government’s closed, everybody! Go home. Except Congress, that is, whose members are still getting paid, classified … Read more
R.I.P. Middle Class: An Editorial Cartoon Odyssey
Remember the “Middle Class”? The administration is touting a strong “recovery”… but its robustness is debatable. The GOP says there’s still too much fat… and even Democrats assure … Read more
Cartoon Caption Contest Winners, Oct. 2013
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Oct. 4, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
Lazy Step-Son Left in Charge During Government Shutdown, Restores Confidence
Government shutdown no problem after all Last Tuesday, as Congress remained deadlocked over spending issues, the U.S. government came to a screeching halt. This marked the eighteenth time … Read more
A New NFL-Jewish Lexicon
The NFL needs a new lexicon that Jews can relate to. We’re here to help. Football still hasn’t won the hearts and souls of the Children of Abraham. … Read more
Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
Résumé of a Recent College Grad
Or, Why Didn’t I Listen to my Parents and NOT Major in Liberal Arts? Résumé Highlights of Qualifications: · A liberal arts degree from a private elite college, … Read more
