Billionaires Reap a Cornucopia of Farm Subsidy Cash
Congress is a very poor gardener, for it keeps watering the weeds and pulling the flowers: Farm subsidy cash helps those who don’t need it. December is a … Read more
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Argus Hamilton on the News: Porn Hub Offers to Help Fix Obamacare Site
Porn Hub, Obamacare and much more! Porn Hub offered to help the White House fix the ObamaCare website Tuesday. They handle millions of web visitors at a time. … Read more
Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash
Pic of smiling Josh Romney amid ruins to be used in presidential run? Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic … Read more
New York as Seen through the Eyes of its Cultists – Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese
Allen and Scorsese seem to be viewing New York from different planets New York has always fascinated the writer, the artist, the poet and the thousand of gawking … Read more
Thanksgiving 2013
A lot of reasons to be thankful for such a weird holiday as Thanksgiving Ahh. Thanksgiving. Best Holiday Ever! Love it all. The fact that a national holiday … Read more
Lost Journal: Sing Poorly? Karaoke Dokey!
Journal entry: December 5, 2008 (age 39) – Karaoke Dokey In July 2007, the nation of North Korea banned karaoke bars. The official statement from the Ministry of … Read more
American Cities Allowing Pigeon Shoots for Poorest Families This Thanksgiving
“Shoot a pigeon, feed a family, all while cleaning the streets,” is one town’s new holiday slogan Some cities hardest hit by the ever-worsening recession have come up … Read more
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire in the Rye – A Literary Mashup
Imagine how the ‘The Hunger Games’ might have read if it was co-written with J.D. Salinger As we welcome the film Catching Fire (installment #2 of The Hunger Games … Read more
Republicans Finally Come Up with Own Health Care Plan for the Peasants
“Republican Health Care Plan”: Oxymoron? The Republican Party, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama’s Health Care Act, have at last introduced a health care plan … Read more
Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten in Back Alley
Once-revered Thanksgiving holiday now on life support The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power … Read more
