Real Reason Über Rich are Hoarding the World’s Wealth
The ultimate insurance policy for the über rich Turn on any news channel these days, especially the liberal, left-leaning ones, and you will see a panel of analysts … Read more
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The Little Red Hen
The tale of the little red hen’s business venture Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm past the woods. She … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
Author Discusses “The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories”
Why I wrote “The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories” By John Hartnett I decided to write The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories when I realized my wife would … Read more
A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
Recent Study: Mayo Linked to Satan
Mayo is smooth, like the devil Conclusive data, uncovered in a new and impartial study conducted by the highly professional food scientists here at the Good Foods Research … Read more
Forget Student Loans — Make Higher Ed Free
An enlightened society wouldn’t burden graduates with student loans Well, finally! Hard-right congressional leaders and the Obama White House have agreed that interest rates on student loans should … Read more
Millions of Extremely Important Tweets Lost to Ether as Twitter Goes Down Momentarily
The Day the Twitter-verse Stood Still Millions of astute, insightful, earth-shaking and otherwise irreplaceable tweets were wasted today — lost forever to the recesses of the universe — … Read more
Lost Journal: Smart Alecks Outsmarted on Crank Call
Journal entry: April 13, 1982 (age 12) — Crank Calls James Bond shops at Radio Shack. That’s where I found the coolest gadget ever created. It’s a small … Read more
Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
