Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
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Weiner’s Weener: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form
Anthony Weiner lets it all hang out… and he believes in naked honesty with the public. He runs a creative campaign… one that is hard to ignore. His … Read more
Lost Journal: 1984 Sophomore Looks Ahead
Journal entry: September 6, 1984 (age 15) – Sophomore I’m now officially sophomoric. Today was the first day of 10th grade at Seton Catholic Central High School. The … Read more
Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of … Read more
Discovery Channel Devolving Into Third Generation Inbred-Fest
Discovery Channel: selling its soul to the devil? With the exception of the multiple awards winning show, Planet Earth, if you turn on Discovery Channel these days, you … Read more
The Least Laboring of Days
It’s Labor Day, everybody! Hey, it’s Labor Day, everybody. Woo-hoo. Okay, we’re partying now. Throw your arms in the air and wave them like you just don’t care. … Read more
Where Labor Day Came from, and Where It’s Going
The creation of Labor Day was a 12-year struggle Webster’s dictionary tells us that Labor Day was “set aside for special recognition of working people.” That’s nice, but … Read more
This Train is Bound for Paoli: A Multiple Choice Essay
See how you do in today’s multiple choice essay quiz! Train 664 leaves Thirtieth Street Station bound for New York City at 10:55. Concurrently, Train 663 leaves the … Read more
New Uses of Use-By and Warning Labels (Use this article by 12/31/2013; Refrigerate After Opening)
How about some warning labels we can really use? Contact in football may result in Concussion/Brain Injury… Symptoms include loss of consciousness or memory, dizziness, headache, nausea or … Read more
Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more
