Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/30/16
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama put in place the final phase of … Read moreIt’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any … Read moreTaliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Since the beginning of the Afghan war, the coalition forces have been having a hard time training and getting the loyalty of the Afghan police and soldiers they were training to fight the Taliban and … Read moreWhat Is Wrong With This Picture?
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich … Read moreMiley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of the United States Corporate industry. A huge … Read moreGun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
The Ten Commandments, Taliban style It is not well known that the Islamic religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by … Read moreTaliban Version of the Ten Commandments