Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/30/16

It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced

It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced

Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama put in place the final phase of … Read moreIt’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced

Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism

Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism

Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any … Read moreTaliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism

Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban

Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban

Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of the United States Corporate industry. A huge … Read moreGun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban

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