Lost Journal: London Broil is Falling Down
Journal entry: September 24, 1979 (age 10) — London Broil Mom pulled into the garage and, as she walked into the house, waved to my brother, Dan, and me. … Read more
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Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach
Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more
IRS vs Tea Party: The Tangled Tango
The Tea Party and Associates are what you might call anti-tax, while the IRS is — surprise — decidedly pro-tax As part of the brash rash of wire-brush … Read more
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately
New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and … Read more
Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Like anyone, pirates need time off from stressful job too MOGADISHU — It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Umbrella-gate & More!
Triggering “Umbrella-gate,” President Obama called in the Marines Thursday to hold an umbrella over his head during his Rose Garden press conference. Let’s face it. We just don’t … Read more
Lost Journal: Driving Standards Shift When Shifting in a Standard
Journal entry: June 1, 1988 (age 19) — Driving standard The honks were getting louder. I yanked the emergency brake and got out of the car. I hustled … Read more
Benghazi Smoke Screen
Most Americans thought Benghazi was the guy who palled around with John Cassavetes back in the 60s Up until about an hour ago, most Americans thought Benghazi was … Read more
Revolution: Armed Rebellion in America by 2018?
You say you want a revolution… According to a PublicMind poll by Fairleigh Dickinson University, nearly one-third of registered voters answer in the affirmative to the proposition “In … Read more
Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived … Read more
