A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
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Recent Study: Mayo Linked to Satan
Mayo is smooth, like the devil Conclusive data, uncovered in a new and impartial study conducted by the highly professional food scientists here at the Good Foods Research … Read more
Forget Student Loans — Make Higher Ed Free
An enlightened society wouldn’t burden graduates with student loans Well, finally! Hard-right congressional leaders and the Obama White House have agreed that interest rates on student loans should … Read more
Millions of Extremely Important Tweets Lost to Ether as Twitter Goes Down Momentarily
The Day the Twitter-verse Stood Still Millions of astute, insightful, earth-shaking and otherwise irreplaceable tweets were wasted today — lost forever to the recesses of the universe — … Read more
Lost Journal: Smart Alecks Outsmarted on Crank Call
Journal entry: April 13, 1982 (age 12) — Crank Calls James Bond shops at Radio Shack. That’s where I found the coolest gadget ever created. It’s a small … Read more
Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
TONIGHT! Will Durst’s all-new “BoomeRaging: From LSD to OMG” in Sacramento
The Humor Times presents comedian Will Durst in the exclusive Sacramento area premiere of his new show You don’t have to be a baby boomer to enjoy five-time … Read more
Book Review: Six of One — A Tudor Riff by JoAnn Spears
“Six of One” — a book review Reviewed by Claire Ridgway A fun, rather irreverent, entertaining spoof, is how I’d describe “Six of One” by JoAnn Spears. In … Read more
Lessons Learned from Traveling in Italy (by a Recent Vacationer)
Traveling lessons: Italy Traveling is supposed to broaden one’s mind (while narrowing one’s wallet). So I never travel outside the country without returning with some important new experiences … Read more
Look Out — Here Comes the New Border-Industrial Complex
Border “security” means big bucks for “starving” defense contractors “Good fences make good neighbors,” goes the old adage. That civilizing thought refers to such friendly structures as the … Read more
