Droning On: Paranoia Time
Got your tinfoil hat? It’s paranoia time in America again. Put on your tinfoil hats everybody. Or didn’t you get the memo? It’s paranoia time in America again. … Read more
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Guide to Dealing with Roommates for Dummies
Dealing with Roommates There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival – having a roommate. Whether it be … Read more
George W’s $250 Million Can of Whitewash
Big doings in Big D — the George W. Bush Presidential Library is open for business! What a piece of work it is: a $250 million, 226,000-square-foot edifice … Read more
American Politicians and the Tail-Sucking Mobius Loop
A veritable gaggle of disgraced politicians have recently serpentined their way back into the spotlight F. Scott Fitzgerald famously uttered, “there are no second acts in American lives,” … Read more
Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more
Chop Your Own Firewood and Learn to Juggle: Advice I Plan to Ignore from “Life’s Little Instruction Book”
“Life’s Little Instruction Book,” first published in 1991 as a collection of advice from H. Jackson Brown, Jr. to his college-bound son, has sold millions of copies, been … Read more
The Boston Marathon Bomber’s First Day in Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get … Read more
Yellow-Bellied Cowards
Hey, Senate, got a few choice words for ya And now for a few choice words about the recent Senate vote that scuttled universal background checks on gun … Read more
In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more
Senators Forced to Spell Title With Small ‘s’ Due to Their Cowardice
Besides calling them “senators,” citizens also think they should sit in the corner with a dunce cap on Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected … Read more
