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Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says
Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more
Establishment Economists Attack Kamala Harris – For Being Right
A little-known secret is that most economists are schooled by and working for the corporate order. “I’ve got those Payday-Friday Grocery store blues.” That working-class lament is from … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the breakup of Bennifer doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
