Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Open Mic Comedian Says He Prefers Vanillia Ice Cream Over Chocolate
Controversy erupts, open mic comedian gets chilly reception Comedians are no strangers to controversy these days, especially open mic comedian Bryan Courier, who performs regularly at the Hilljack … Read more
The Madonna: ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Is a Virgin’?
The Madonna appears to customers at Marie Calendars – but which one? In what was described as the “Miracle at Marie Calendars,” after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused … Read more
Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit
Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more
Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014
Entertainment news stories predicted Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the famous Psychic to the stars, Crystal Ball, gives us a peek into future entertainment … Read more
Psychologists Worried About Growth of Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome
‘Black Friday Buying Syndrome’ – consumers consumed? Mental authorities are warning of the expansion of a relatively new psychic dysfunction they have named PBFBS – “Post Black Friday … Read more
Poll: 98% of Men Say Reading “50 Shades of Grey” is Cheating
“50 Shades of Grey” too stiff competition, say some A new poll done of men ages 18-34 has found that reading E.L. James’ tale of S&M is the … Read more
Southern Baptist Preacher Says Obamacare is Mark of the Beast
Claims the Book of Revelations says Obama has wrought the “mark of the beast” There are still many debating on Obamacare, but one thing is clear…Barack Obama IS … Read more
Astronauts Bitch About Having to Work on Christmas Eve
“Government jobs are supposed to mean you never have to work holidays,” say astronauts Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA’s International Space Station on Christmas … Read more
‘Toys for Tots’ Goes Bust!
Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event … Read more
