Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
It seems that money can buy you love, after all In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity — love … Read more
Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to … Read more
Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration
New illegal immigration proposal is a hot topic During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement—18 billion—than on every other federal enforcement agency … Read more
Top Oscar Moments of 2013
We’ll have to wait until next year for more dreamy Oscar magic. Until then… Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with … Read more
Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires
Upside: No more risk of Oscars hosts causing world to cringe Last night, in a stunning move, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences retired. There will … Read more
CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming
Defending environment seen as good NRA strategy for bringing in leftists Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the … Read more
New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton
Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion … Read more
NRA Takes Fight to Whole New Level, Buys Star Wars Death Star
New acquisition seen as boost for NRA outreach, as well as leverage in Congress The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star … Read more
