Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin Trade Barbs Over ‘Retard’ Comment
The mentally challenged battle over use of “retard” in public comments Ann Coulter is taking plenty of heat for her use of the word “retard” to describe President … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Meatloaf Performance at Rally Stops Romney Surge in its Tracks
The fat lady has sung, or in this case, the fat drunken has-been rock star known as Meatloaf has sung, finally crippling one of the crookedest-run Presidential campaigns … Read more
‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ Causes Aggravation for Romney Camp
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. … Read more
I, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.
As Dictator for Life, I will rename it The Oppressed States of America I, R. Freed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. … Read more
Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds
Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more
Airports Do Their Best to Take Their Customers for a Ride
Airports love any reason to confiscate stuff for ‘security’ — what’s next? Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, … Read more
The Sketchiest Debate Ever
Can ‘Etch A Sketch’ debate format draw in more visually-oriented youth voters? In a nod to a Mitt Romney aide, who once said his boss’ campaign is “kind … Read more
Clone Your Own
John B. Gurdon is awarded the Nobel Prize, “the first to clone an animal, a frog.” — The New York Times, October 2012 Thanks to Dr. Gurdon’s groundbreaking … Read more
Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’
Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more
Eeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho
Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic … Read more
