(The) News (Really) Bytes – April 2015
‘All the News that Needs to be Knowed’ The Aurora Joker James Holmes trial finally begins three years after his attack at the premier of a new Batman … Read more
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Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product
Journal entry: October 19, 1996 (age 27) – Comedy and the GNP When I moved to the Washington, D.C., area three years ago, it was my goal to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/27/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
“Dr. Evil” Turns Out to Be “Dr. Silly”
The so-called “Dr. Evil” Rick Berman is not a doctor, not evil and not a scourge, just another self-serving huckster. Big Oil, labor exploiters, industrial food factories, frackers … Read more
Relativity Disproved at Last!
On the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein’s discovery of Relativity it is debunked. As we celebrate the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein’s discovery of Relativity, it’s hard to … Read more
Bolting Colts & Wagging Nags: 2016 Presidential Derby
The 2016 presidential candidates are chomping at the bit “And They’re Almost Off.” Yes, the entrance to the 2016 Presidential Derby has officially been flung open wider than … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: Putting Words in Someone Else’s Mouth (Reliving the McCarthy Era)
Journal entry: May 23, 1977 (age 8) Adults are always asking me, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” My standard answer is “Taller.” (A … Read more
Scurrilous Corporate Thieves Are Stealing Workers Comp
Workers Comp to be next target in the fleecing of America They say there’s honor among thieves, but I say: That depends on the thieves. Your common street … Read more
Lost Journal: Showdown at the Paper Towel Corral
Journal entry: September 19, 2010 (age 41) – Paper Towels It was high noon when I dismounted my Honda Civic and ambled toward a lonesome cluster of buildings … Read more
