Chris Christie: Governor Juggernaut
The Christie juggernaut has hit its first iceberg Avast me mateys. Off the starboard bow. Thar she blows. Looks like the Chris Christie juggernaut hit its first iceberg. … Read more
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What if Antibiotics no Longer Worked?
Antibiotic overdose: Hormone disrupters now in about 2,000 products Have you had your daily minimum requirement of triclosan today? How about your dosage of triclocarban? Chances are you … Read more
No Scores, No Contact, No … Parents!
Parents and kid’s soccer don’t mix We are coming to the start of another great annual American tradition…community youth sports. There are many sports for kids to choose … Read more
Lost Journal: Manufacturing a Paycheck at IBM
Journal entry: July 17, 1990 (age 21) – IBM International Business Machines (IBM) was founded in Endicott, New York, just outside my hometown of Binghamton. Most families in … Read more
Ye Olde Predictions Piece: Circa 2014
Tradition dictates columnists trot out their predictions, or else… The dawn of the new year signals civilization’s return to several grand traditions, including the ancient hoary one requiring … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/2014
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
You Call This Cold? Ha! This Isn’t Cold!
You call this cold? Michiganders laugh at your idea of bad weather I grew up in Detroit, where the snow hit the ground in early November and stayed … Read more
Lost Journal: The Wedding That Almost Wasn’t
Journal entry: January 1, 1999 (age 29) – The Wedding That Almost Wasn’t I always wanted a big wedding. The ceremony and reception didn’t need to be anything … Read more
MRAP, Maxx, and Local Police Force Militarization
Police force militarization increasing What a Christmas little Bastrop had! It’s still a mystery how Santa Claus got it down the chimney, but Bastrop got a nifty present … Read more
Why, Exactly, Did the Octomom Feel the Need to Get Artificially Inseminated?
The ‘Octomom’ probably wouldn’t have had much trouble getting inseminated naturally Yes, this is a picture of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the … Read more
