Lost Journal: Sweating the Details Can Be Good for Your Health
Journal entry: September 23, 2008 (age 39) Once in a great while, a marketing campaign can actually make you stop using a product that you’ve used for years. … Read more
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Party Purity Pricks Pragmatism: Presidential Campaign Kicks in Way Too Early
It’s never too early to goose your TV ratings by speculating on the next presidential campaign, apparently And now, this week’s freshly updated, highly speculative, oddly prescient, extremely … Read more
Militarizing America’s Police Forces
Police turning into militarized standing armies? Attention citizens: I have received inside information revealing that global terrorists are targeting us again. Their target is not Washington, New York … Read more
Lost Journal: Blood is not Thicker than the Water on the Back Nine
Journal entry: September 18, 1999 (age 30) – Back Nine The family that golfs together…shops for knickers together? I don’t really know how to finish that sentence, because … Read more
Let the Pantsuit Dance: Hillary and the 24/7 Campaign Cycle
All the speculation is about Hillary – again. It’s time to address the burning question singeing the lips of every American this summer: What will happen to Bryan … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Rodeo Clowns & Much More!
Rodeo clowns and “sensitivity training”: Talk about your joke setups! Missouri’s State Fair banned a rodeo clown for life who wore a Barack Obama mask while a bull … Read more
Corporate Greed Is Making Us Sick
Corporate greed is also preempting democracy The failure of our corporate and political leaders to make sure every worker gets good health care is causing some unpleasant consequences … Read more
Lost Journal: Chances of Advances in a Number of Slumber Techniques Peak
Journal entry: September 2, 2008 (age 39) – Slumber Techniques It’s 3:12 a.m., and I can’t sleep. So instead, I’m going to wax insomniac on ways to improve the … Read more
The Little Red Hen
The tale of the little red hen’s business venture Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm past the woods. She … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
