Skyfall Has More Holes Than the Bad Guys James Bond Shoots
If Skyfall were a balloon, it would fall from the sky Warning! This article contains spoilers! Yes, enough to ruin the movie for you if you read them. … Read more
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Lost Journal: It’s Like Having an Uncle in the Comedy Business!
Journal entry: June 14, 2002 (age 33) — Family Comedy Each of my five older brothers is a tough act to follow, in one way or another. My … Read more
Angus T Jones, Filth and Boundless Opportunities
In case you missed hearing it from CNN, the Washington Post or umpteen other outlets, another “Two And A Half Men” star is making headlines. Angus T Jones, … Read more
Fiscal Cliff Traffic Report
“So, expect showers and gale-force winds over the next couple of days and don’t forget that high-surf advisory is in effect throughout the weekend. We may even see … Read more
Which Now-Famous Singers Would’ve Survived Simon Cowell’s Acid Tongue?
Might Bob Dylan have withered under Simon Cowell’s steely gaze on American Idol? Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation … Read more
Thanks for Trying to Ruin My Day!
Thanks for Trying to Ruin My Day! If you work with the public, you’re stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload … Read more
Twinkie: A Death in the Family — the Question Is, Whodunit?
Who killed Twinkie — The union or Wall Street? Born in 1930 in Schiller Park, Ill., the deceased was 82 years old at the time of passing, which … Read more
Lost Journal: My First Thanksgiving
Journal entry: November 27, 1969 (age 6 months) Goo. That’s what I just said to my mom. She correctly interpreted it to mean, “May I please have another … Read more
Giving Tuesday. November 27. Be There.
Philanthropy is entering the 21st Century. Just as Black Friday kicks off the holiday shopping season for brick-and-mortar retailers and Cyber Monday launches the online shopping season, we … Read more
Lord Help Us — Bosses Gone Berserk Over Obamacare
The sky is falling! The end times are upon us! It’s all over for America! And it’s all because of you execrable voters, and the Obamacare you enabled. … Read more
