Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization!
If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze their asses off – it just would get easier to drive to Miami! haha
I managed to get a good cross-section of Canadians for this survey after Trump‘s latest ultimatum pressure.
Here’s what they had to say about the pluses of staying Canadian:
10. Ginger Ale comes out of our faucets! Hot. Cold. Canada Dry!
9. If you want an ice cube open your window!
8. Frozen Sperm Bank Deposits & ‘Carrots & Peas’ have the same Expiration Date!
7. Over here, sharing your Sleeping Bag is 1st Base!
6. Chattering Teeth is a turn-on for Daters!
5. Maple Syrup is not just a Pancake sopping treat – it’s a Beverage!
4. Our Premier doesn’t Golf all day looking for a little white ball – we have a Black Ball!
3. Okay, ‘Build-a-Bear’ is always a last resort!
2. Is it our fault Canada’s bigger than America & Trump has a problem with inches?
And the #1 Reason Canadians want to stay Canadian…
Women don’t measure their mates member till Summer!
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